What are those???
Is it dirt?
Why is it MOVING?!
OH MY GOSH.
(insert PANIC here)
What does a flea look like????
Darcy, you just got over a UTI...you better not have fleas.
If you have fleas, does the house have fleas?
Question Answered Here: http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-Fleas
(especially love #3)
Start vacuuming. Vacuum breaks. Watch youtube and learn how to replace belt. Vacuum all rugs in the driveway. Swept and mopped whole house. Washed bedding, curtains, couches, and all clothing. Called Eric on the verge of a breakdown. Take shower.
What about the yard? And the mini African savannah in the backyard due to the monsoons?
Purchased weed wacker. Used for 2 solid hours. Take another shower.
Did a flea just fall on my shoulder?!?!? Do I HAVE FLEAS?!?!?! Take ANOTHER shower.
Talk and pray with Erin to avoid full-scale mental breakdown.
Life lesson: DON'T EVER LET YOUR DOG GET FLEAS!!! Especially if you're a bug-paranoid sociopath like I am.
PS - Thank you Mumford & Sons for your new album. And your old one for that matter. They have been my soundtrack during the "Epic Flea Battle of 2012".
Tuesday, September 25, 2012
The last 24 hours
What are those???
Is it dirt?
Why is it MOVING?!
OH MY GOSH.
(insert PANIC here)
What does a flea look like????
Darcy, you just got over a UTI...you better not have fleas.
If you have fleas, does the house have fleas?
Question Answered Here: http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-Fleas
(especially love #3)
Start vacuuming. Vacuum breaks. Watch youtube and learn how to replace belt. Vacuum all rugs in the driveway. Swept and mopped whole house. Washed bedding, curtains, couches, and all clothing. Called Eric on the verge of a breakdown. Take shower.
What about the yard? And the mini African savannah in the backyard due to the monsoons?
Purchased weed wacker. Used for 2 solid hours. Take another shower.
Did a flea just fall on my shoulder?!?!? Do I HAVE FLEAS?!?!?! Take ANOTHER shower.
Talk and pray with Erin to avoid full-scale mental breakdown.
Life lesson: DON'T EVER LET YOUR DOG GET FLEAS!!! Especially if you're a bug-paranoid sociopath like I am.
PS - Thank you Mumford & Sons for your new album. And your old one for that matter. They have been my soundtrack during the "Epic Flea Battle of 2012".
Is it dirt?
Why is it MOVING?!
OH MY GOSH.
(insert PANIC here)
What does a flea look like????
Darcy, you just got over a UTI...you better not have fleas.
If you have fleas, does the house have fleas?
Question Answered Here: http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-Fleas
(especially love #3)
Start vacuuming. Vacuum breaks. Watch youtube and learn how to replace belt. Vacuum all rugs in the driveway. Swept and mopped whole house. Washed bedding, curtains, couches, and all clothing. Called Eric on the verge of a breakdown. Take shower.
What about the yard? And the mini African savannah in the backyard due to the monsoons?
Purchased weed wacker. Used for 2 solid hours. Take another shower.
Did a flea just fall on my shoulder?!?!? Do I HAVE FLEAS?!?!?! Take ANOTHER shower.
Talk and pray with Erin to avoid full-scale mental breakdown.
Life lesson: DON'T EVER LET YOUR DOG GET FLEAS!!! Especially if you're a bug-paranoid sociopath like I am.
PS - Thank you Mumford & Sons for your new album. And your old one for that matter. They have been my soundtrack during the "Epic Flea Battle of 2012".
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